Too Old To Play Pretend

I know that you don’t like me,
And we’re not really friends,
But I saw you sitting lonely there,
So thought I’d make amends.

Your hair is really pretty,
Your eyes aren’t bad as well,
But when you’re poking fun at me,
It’s really hard to tell.

‘Don’t make fun of other people’,
My mummy used to say.
Your mummy told you something different,
Since you play with me this way.

I’ve told you I don’t like it,
And you don’t seem to care.
I thought maybe my friends could help,
But they’re all blissfully unaware.

So I take all of your teasing,
Though I know it isn’t fair.
One day I hope the tables turn,
And you get your fair share.

So that’s why I don’t like you,
And the reason we’re not friends.
Enjoy your lonely day today,
Because we’re too old to play pretend.

View some of my other writing on my Deviantart

I know I know I know, I have been horrible at tumblr-ing lately.

It’s cos I’m lazy. And busy. It’s not exactly a good combo.

But I have been swamped with uni work lately (nearly hollidays woo!) and tumblrin’ my roleplay or my mums tumblr (gratuitous plug).

Also, I wrote a poem! I’ll post it by itself after this.

I just wanted to let y’all know that no, I have not died. I’ve just been outside enjoying the sunshine. Who am I kidding, no I haven’t. But I have been at uni and working and doing assignments andwearing cute outfits. I might even start taking hipster selfies once I clean my room. So, the selfies thing isn’t happening.

¡Hola!

Me llamo Brodi. ¿Cómo están?.
Tengo dieciocho ańos y soy australiana. Hablo inglés y unpoco de espańol. Tengo pelo negro, largo y los ojos azules y grises. Disfrutomucho leer libros románticos, de ciencia ficción, y policiales. Me gustaescuchar música, ir al cine y estudiar espańol.

Me gustaría conocer a una persona que hable inglés y espańol. Puedo ayudarte con tu inglés,y tu con mi espańol. Hombre, mujer, sinimportar la edad. Por favor contáctese al correo electrónico brodieline@gmail.com, luego de contactarnos por primera vez,preferiría que nos escribiéramos por carta.

Saludos,

Brodi L.

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Hi.
My name’s Brodie. How’’re you?
I’m 18 years old, and I’m from Australia. I speak English and a little Spanish. I have long black hair and blue-grey eyes. I really enjoy reading, especially romance novels, science fiction novels, and detective stories. I also enjoy listening to music and going to the movies. Most recently, I enjoy studying Spanish.
I want a person who speaks English and Spanish. I’ll help you with your English if you help me with my Spanish. Male, female, any age - I don’t care. Write me an email at brodieline@gmail.com, but I prefer paper letters after introductions :)

Just got a call from work.

They wanted me to work 2-10. Sure, if you give me a two hour break to go to spanish!

My boss lost my unavailability form saying when I couldn’t work. And apparently that’s my fault. Oh well, I gave her the hours I couldn’t work (again), so we’ll see how it goes.

Sitting by myself at a table because I’m pretty sure I’ve been ditched.

This is fun.

I mean, the day started off well, what with my first lecturer pretending to be American and then just stripping (yeah, that really happened). However, the friend I thought I’d made said he was going to get food and then hasn’t come back.

Maybe the lines are just really long.

Working on a new story.

It’s different from anything else I’ve written - it’s a murder mystery. Or it will be. I hope. I’m not that far into it. I want to get all the details of the murders straight before I write, instead of making it up as I go.

Also, my first day of orientation for uni is tomorrow. OH GOD.

What if no-one likes me? What if they all think I’m weird? Lets face it, that’s not exactly a leap.

I’m sure that once I go, I’ll be all right. But it’s the what if’s that are getting to me.

Man, I want to go to the each.

I mean, I don’t even swim at the beach. I just wanna go sit on the sand in my bikini and look at hot guys.

I love this style of dress ~

I love this style of dress ~

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woobatsexual:

oh my god

woobatsexual:

oh my god

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Accurate

Accurate

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